Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Inspiring Conversation

A new Import European Beer shop opened in the most local neigherhood in the city, amongst street food vendors and lingerie pushcarts.

- "Oh you have Delirium Tremens!  That's awesome!"
* "Yes, it's a very good beer.  Got smooth and nice taste, and that's why it's most suitable for ladies."
- "For ladies?  You know it's 8.5% alcohol, one of the strongest beers?"
* "So?  You want?"
- "I'll take this pack."

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

literary quote

With submission, sir, ... yesterday I was thinking about Bartleby here, and I think that if he would but prefer to take a quart of good ale every day, it would do much towards mending him, and enabling him to assist in examining his papers.